"Warring Ideals in One Dark Body"

 I did something bad to my online calendar, and it took revenge by deleting everything. [Insert shit-eating grin here]. So would you kindly post here or send me an email with a) your birthday and b) a reminder about date, place and time of anything you know I agreed to be at in the next month or so? That would be swell, because I really have no idea where I'm supposed to be. Thank you!