"Warring Ideals in One Dark Body"

In love? Moving in together in the West Bay to do whatever it is that hipsters do?
You know what? Congratulations.
Happiness be unto you.

That feeling? That, "I feel like a jerk," feeling you shared with me?
I won't try to take it away from you. Not ever.
It happens to me, sometimes, too.
You may find, though, that the manner of your exit,
hell,
the manner of your being,
precludes re-entry.
Just so you know.
It has happened to me, sometimes, too.