"Warring Ideals in One Dark Body"

"Be careful saying, 'I'm on bottom,' at this station. Aquenigmatic is here." [Wink.] --Lead Instructor, Ally McDreamy

I wonder what gave it away? Was it when I laughed at the picture of the irate neonate, two seconds out of the womb, covered in blood, screaming it's head off while many others were white knuckling their tables? Maybe the cockring next to my watch? My delight in strapping people down? Or the speed in which I cut and ripped Salesman's shirt off during the mock trauma call last week when they haven't taught us that yet? (You would have loved the audible, ripple of ooohs, whoas, and DAMN!'s that rippled around the room.)

Well, I wasn't exactly hiding, I guess. :) And I was "selected" to med. volunteer at the next event--leather--and not many others have the necessary experience to keep it professional there.

I just want to be able to properly tailor my assessments as needed there and enjoy all the lovely sights and sounds.

Bedtime.

"Hate it or love it the underdog's on top,
and I'm gon shine, homie, until my heart stops.
Go 'head envy me. I'm rap's MVP,
and I ain't going nowhere so you can get to know me." --The Game